Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cameron Tucker Quotes
Cats, now and forever. Well actually until next Thursday. It's been described as transcendent!
Cam: Are you excited for your big sleepover with your cousins?
Lily: Who's watching me?
Cam: Haley.
Lily: I'm serious.
Mitchell: Alex.
Lily: Okay let's go.
I've been fired, everyone has.
Phil: Luke's not much of a clown fan.
Cameron: Has he ever seen a good one?
Phil: Has anyone?
Gloria: This part of town, might be very rough, but the people here, Cameron, are the best!
Cameron: I'm pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.
Cam: Tell me all about Mitchell in high school. Did he have a beard?
Tracy: You're looking at her.
Mitchell: She wants us to buy Lily a Blackberry.
Cam: She doesn't have the dexterity for that!
Years from now some of these kids will still be talking about the way I Sondheim-ized them.
Gloria: The baby kicked me all night. It's either going to be a football player or a chorus girl.
Cam: You can be both. My senior year I was a right side linebacker and a left side cancan dancer in Gigi.
Mitchell: I guess you don't respect party themes.
Cam: You did NOT just say that.
We should start calling her ranch house, cause she doesn't have a second story.
Please to not turn me marrying my daughter into something ugly.
