Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cameron Tucker Quotes
Mitchell: You always take this a little too far. Your nephew's first birthday.
Cameron: That's not fair.
Mitchell: You brought a wind machine.
Cameron: Who puts wheels on cribs?
Cameron: I got all medieval on the florists.
Mitchell: Cam, I heard you on the phone, you said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
Cameron: Excuse me, I said very displeased and I used my cowboy voice.
Cam: Tell me all about Mitchell in high school. Did he have a beard?
Tracy: You're looking at her.
Mitchell: How are you doing?
Cameron: Oh not good. I'm just glad my clown training prepared me to take a fall like that.
Mitchell: In terms of talking about it, are we looking at weeks? Months?
Cameron: Do not minimize it, oh he who I had to rush to the emergency room when he fell out of his clogs.
He was a very nice man when we met him, but based on his recent letters I have a small fear he's become a war lord.
I'm like a big runaway charity truck and Mitchell is my off-ramp full of safety gravel.
Cameron [in a high-pitched voice]: I swear to God Im gonna break it!
Jay: Do not break the window, you're gonna get glass on her
Woman [on the phone]: Sir, please tell your wife to calm down, everything's gonna be okay.
Jay: That's a man
Woman: Really?
Get away from me temptress! And I never thought I'd call you that in a negative way.
Cam [to Mitchell]
I'm like a mother bear. When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to her.
Cameron: Did you hear that woman screaming my name?
Mitchell: That was Phil. He had a Red Bull.
It's Valentine's Day. It's not the day you run away from love. It's the day you chase it down.
If I was home right now, I'd be mixing up a bathtub full of eggnog and trying to squeeze a greased hog into a Santa hat. You don't think I don't miss that?
