Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Cameron Tucker Quotes
I know one Indian who was friends with a construction worker, fireman, and traffic cop.
Mitchell: Hey fiancée.
Cam: Hello my intended.
She can be meaner than a barn owl at sunset.
Would you believe she said I'm the emotionally fragile one? I mean how crazy is that!
I'm gonna go over there and be as socially magnetic as I always am, we will put this on the back burner, but underneath know I am fuming.
Pepper: My job is to give you a snowflake that makes everyone die with jealousy.
Cam: That's all we've ever wanted.
Mitchell [to Lily]: Wanna get our face painted like a pretty butterfly?
Cam: No I’m not in the mood.
That’s the worst call since they cast Russell Crowe in Les Miz!!
Lily: Y’all fightin?
Cam: No no sweetie, we’re just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck up.
We never told Grandma ‘bout the gay.
There will be no mourning Knight this afternoon.
Now I don’t get what tuna net you dolphins swam into but you guys are drowning out there!
