Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Cameron Tucker Quotes
I thought it was a charity event for the need, it turns out it was a charity event FOR the needy!
Cam: Poker face, poker face.
Mitchell: Ok, now work on your poker voice.
There’s a caste system at school. Academic teachers at the top, gym teachers at the bottom. It’s offensive and disrespectful, they treat us like we’re lunch ladies.
We didn’t say Grace, we said on your marks, get set go.
Mitchell: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Cam: Well you did and do you know what the sad thing is? We could be laughing at someone's calf implants right now.
That's different, that was gossip and gossip belongs to everyone.
You win an Oscar. You buy a Golden Globe.
Her head sounds like pop rocks.
You know what I say, I might be coach but I like to travel first class!
I had a choice to make. Be the better dancer or the bigger man. So I stepped off the dance floor and made the obvious call. You wanna win over a crowd? Invite a lonely mom to dance. She never saw it coming and neither did he.
Cam: Do you feel what's happening here?
Mitchell: I feel pinching!
Cam: I'm the weak link in the super-group.
Oh my gosh, an actual gay agenda.
