Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Cameron Tucker Quotes
We didn’t say Grace, we said on your marks, get set go.
You know what I say, I might be coach but I like to travel first class!
Cam: You wanna tell me how you accidentally gave someone your key?
Mitchell: You wanna tell me why you spent all day sipping tequila out of some guy's navel?
Cam: You saw that?
Mitchell: I guessed!
I had a choice to make. Be the better dancer or the bigger man. So I stepped off the dance floor and made the obvious call. You wanna win over a crowd? Invite a lonely mom to dance. She never saw it coming and neither did he.
Oh my gosh, an actual gay agenda.
Mitchell: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Cam: Well you did and do you know what the sad thing is? We could be laughing at someone's calf implants right now.
That's different, that was gossip and gossip belongs to everyone.
Cam: Hey we got a package from my dad!
Mitchell: No air holes in the box, that's a good sign.
Cam: Lily loved having that chicken.
Mitchell: One more time than she realized.
Cam: Oh my God! It feels like we have one mind and one heart.
Mitchell: And one chair.
Cam: Hey counselor, what do I have to do to get you to drop that suit?
Mitchell: Cam what are you doing here?
Cam: Surprising my hugs-band!
I think I could be a little less Ryan Gosling, and a little more everyman.
Cam: Okay, come on we have something to show you!
Lily: Is it dinner or is my mouth too ugly to put food into?
