She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Caroline: No.
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

It does dead flesh good.

I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.

Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.