Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: I've heard that before.

Stefan: You're blaming innocent people for something that happened 145 years ago.
Damon: No one here is innocent!

We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!

Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff.

Damon: You have to be invited me.
Logan: I live alone.
Damon: That sucks.

Logan: I'm inflicted.
Damon: Welcome to the club.

I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.

I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.

Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?

Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?

It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.

Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.