Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSDanny Williams Quotes
Let me ask you a question, this guy ever fly this thing sober.
Danny: Do me a favor and watch yourself
Steve: I'll think about you the whole time.
You should call that lawyer of yours, that really brilliant lawyer and get your sentence knocked down 50-60 years. Enjoy federal prison; it's really nice this time of year.
What, what you got... spidey sense tingling?
Danny: The waves keep crashing over and over
Steve: Some would call it soothing Danny
Danny: Some would call it Hawaiian Water Torture.
Danny: What we need to know from you is who poaches animals, specifically the endangered type.
Kamekona: Why you asking me? I sell shrimp not baby seals.
Danny: Ok, what the hell is this?
Steve: Definitely not a drug ring..
Steve: So suddenly you're a dog expert?
Danny: No, for your information I have had dogs my whole life.
Danny: How does this even happen?
Chin Ho: Maybe it's the result of completely dismissing and entire culture's spiritual beliefs.
Danny: So unless he reanimated as a zombie, he is completely dead.
Max: Give that his head was not intact, reanimating as a zombie is completely impossible.
Max: I came directly to work after a Halloween party.
Danny: Come on, you don't secretly have this thing where you live dressing up like you're in the Matrix.
Max: The two concepts are not mutually exclusives.
Lori: Why are you staring at me?
Danny: I'm imagining who Lori Weston's alter-ego might be.... Wonder Woman!
Lori: No!
