Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSDanny Williams Quotes
Officer: He is our very own Jim Jones
Danny: Nice, who's drinking his punch.
Danny: He doesn't have anything, he has an address. So unless Master Yoda can send telepathic messages that the rest of us can't hear....
Max: Technically Yoda didn't have telepathic powers.
Danny: Shut it!
Steve: Why are you yelling at me?
Danny: I'm not yelling
Max: Actually, you were expressing yourself in a very loud manner.
Danny: Hey, zip it Kermit.
Chin Ho: [Points at White]
Danny: He trained Steve
Chin Ho: Oh, so it's his fault.
Danny: So, what's up buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week.
Chin Ho: Been a little busy.
Danny: What are you doing? Putting more of your friends behind bars?
Danny: All of those that think that is a certifiedly demented idea please raise you hand (looks and Kaye)Please raise your hand!
Kaye: Im new i Didn't think I got a vote.
Steve McGarrett: You don't get a vote. And the rest of you are forgetting that the five o is not a democracy it is a benevolent dictatorship ! Got it.
McGarrett: I'd take powered eggs over your eggs any day.
Danno: My eggs? You love my eggs.
Out of the top ten dopiest suggestions you have ever had this is number one with a bullet.
Danno
Danno: All those of you who think that is a certifiably demented idea please raise your hand. [Looks at Jenna Kaye] Please raise your hand.
Kaye: I'm new. I didn't think I got a vote.
Why are you dressed like a ninja?
Danno
Jenna Kaye: That's crazy.
Danno: Welcome to my world.
Jenna Kaye: I like it. What do we do now?
Danno: You're telling me this guy is not from around here?
Gracie: No Daddy, he lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Danno: What could be more Hawaiian than that?