Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCHayley Dunphy Quotes
No way, she plays Lacrosse and plays the cello. Even my reputation can't take that dork hit.
Haley
Haley: What are my friends at school going to think?
Claire: They'll think you're helping your father put food on the table.
Kevin is biting his nails again and Rueben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week. Don't laugh. That's how Elvis died.
Manny
Haley: It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone!
Alex: That's what it should say on the van.
She had to take Alex to the oncologist... She needed new glasses.
Haley
Haley: Dad, gross, your hand smells like cheese.
Phil: I didn't want to dirty a knife.
I haven't been single since I was nine.
Haley
They called a family meeting when they switched to one percent milk.
Haley
I need her name and address so I can mess her up!
Haley
Haley: Dad, that was a stop sign.
Phil: I'll stop twice on the way back.
It's just a cold silly, you don't have to conceive of a world without me!
Haley [to Dylan]
Do I know McKenzie? I was McKenzie. I invented McKenzie.
Haley
