Yep, it's all about the music and it would take a pretty unforeseen circumstance to make that change. Pretty unforeseen.

This is embarrassing to admit, but I haven't even thought about gels.

I don't have what it takes to play the guitar.

Homer: A-camping we will go
Marge: But where I still don't know
Homer: A place that's filled with sun and sand, a desert steamed from Disneyland, keep expectations low.

Oh Marge I can't stand it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to watch, even the children seem upset.

Don't drink my loved ones

Wait, I finally get what you're saying. Fracking is great, but the only place it should ever happen is in other people's towns.

The power of Chrysler compels you!

The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.

You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus

It's in Hell, the Inferno, Perdition, Arizona without the golf

Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and...what are you doing with that gun?!

Grandpa

The Simpsons Quotes

(Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth")
Bart: and here comes Snowball II. This is the one we kept.
All: EWW!!
Bart: We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.
All: EWWWWW!!
Martin: Mrs. Krabappel, he's traumatizing the children!
Mrs. Krabappel: As usual, I agree with you, Martin. Bart, shut that off and take your seat immediately!
Bart: Oh, look! This is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in.
(The whole classroom screams)

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!