Favorite Jenny Humphrey Quotes
Jenny: They treat her like their servant.
Eric: And it is none of your business. It's a new year, remember? A new Jenny Humphrey?
Jenny: Agnes, I'm gonna kill you.
Agnes: No, dude, I know, trust me, I'm sorry, I just got all of your messages. Look, here, take the dress and ... I don't think you should give this to Eleanor, by the way. I mean, my friends, they FREAKED over it last night.
Jenny: Great! I don't care.
He gave six girls from Nightingale gonorrhea of the throat last year.
Agnes: You should do your own clothing line.
Jenny: You really think so?
Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.
Chuck: If you want to leave, now is the time.
Jenny: You're not kicking me out?
Chuck: Some of them don't get the choice.
Jenny: I don't want to be alone.
Chuck: Neither do I.
Jenny: What about you, Dad? You were the one on the great American road trip? Any good stories?
Rufus: Oh, well, there's no place like home.
Dan: That's profound.
[to Eric] Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed, it's totally understandable, and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just, my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay?
Jenny: You'd be the worst P.I. ever.
Dan: I don't wanna be caught off guard. I can't believe I haven't seen her ...
Jenny: Yeah, especially since you're in the GIRLS hallway looking for her. Just be nice. I'm sure this isn't easy for Serena either.
You know I have first dibs on designer everything.
Agnes: I love your dress.
Jenny: I made it, actually.
Do you want me to overnight you a red tie from Bluefly?
