New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Jess Day Quotes
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.
Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.
Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?
I said chill day in, but did I mean it?
Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0.
It's like my hearing is what a dog hears.
I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell.
I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you can take your short pants off?
Why are you talking to me like a James Taylor song?
What is this? The last night of drama camp?
Everyone has had sex in my room!
Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.