New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Jess Day Quotes
You know what they call Seattle in Portland? North Portland. Or Vancouver's shoe.
I want to thank everyone for an amazing dinner. Special shout out to Winston for a shockingly good toast.
Jess: How many times a day does Schmidt text you?
Nick: Oh, no, just like...40.
Jess: What's next? What do we do?
Nick: I'm really fighting the urge to buy you a lobster dinner.
Nick: You know so many "Spaceballs" quotes.
Jess: They jammed the radar with literal jam!
Oh my God. It is a hand...full of dollar bills y'all!
My boyfriend doesn't believe in banks. It's early in the relationship. I'm still shaving above the knee. Know what I mean?
I'm having a party tonight and I can't have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat.
Winston: Schmidt, you can't move out! Who's gonna do my fades?!
Jess: Yeah, who's gonna do his fades?!
Schmidt, you stole my toothpaste while I was using it. That's vindictive.
I call it a "Temple Grandin," because it makes me friendly and compassionate.
