New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXPopular Jess Day Quotes
Winston: There are parts of my butt that only a tub can clean.
Jess: Ew, but okay!
Winston: The phone?
Jess: I don't know...looks like a meth-head sandwich to me!
He's talking to a woman with a sexuality I won't jump to conclusions about.
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.
I don't know the words!
You're dating a stripper, I'm dating a tall handsome doctor. We're kinda living the dream.
Jess: But I need like a backstory, like why am I mad at the can?
Angie: The can is your ex-boyfriend and he did not respect your space and thought that your arts and crafts section of your house was ridiculous.
Jess: What?!
Angie: Yeah, enough?
I should have brought my stethoscope. I'm seeing a lot of split ends. The cut is all wrong for the shape of its face.
There's more to A Father's Love than just semen! Ew!
What are you, the doodle police?
Nick, I need you.
Do you remember when you got yourself off to An Inconvenient Truth? Or dressed up as Shia LaBeouf from Wall Street 2? Or said that jazz music was America's greatest mistake?
