New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXPopular Jess Day Quotes
What is the big deal? Let's just suck it up and French a little.
I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.
It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.
I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!
Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: WHAAAAAAAAAA?
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
If somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like, "Look at these two totally normal roommates. I bet they never sucked face." But we did. You sucked my face.
Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.
I wish I knew what was going on in Nick's head. He's like a...grumpy mystery.
What happened to guys in this bar? Did they open a bus station next door?
Do you remember when you got yourself off to An Inconvenient Truth? Or dressed up as Shia LaBeouf from Wall Street 2? Or said that jazz music was America's greatest mistake?
