Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Laurie Keller Quotes
You broke Bobby, you fix him. And I'm borrowing this. It's cute.
Could you imagine if we ever dated. It would be like dropping a bomb on a forest fire.
Jules: Grayson is totally pursey whipped. That is really gonna catch on. pursey magnet, pursey hound.
Laurie: Pursey cat.
Ellie: That's not how it works.
Laurie: There's nothing in your purse except three hundred dollars
Jules: That's five hundred, that's my half of a stupid bet bobby bet
Laurie: No, this feels like three hundred. My brother sold pot for six years
(to Ellie about Andy) I'm going to beat the optimism out of that man.
Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.
You said you'd be mean, but that cut like a knife.
Do you know who else mates for life? Termites.
(pretending to be Ellie) Jules, I can say you look beautiful, because you're the only one I'm nice to.
Laurie: She almost hit a cop.
Jules: It was a crossing guar. If it was a cop I would have slowed down when sure started chasing us.
Jules: In one of our friendship talks, Travis told me she's not even on the pill. Condoms break all the time.
Laurie: Especially if there's piercings involved.
Ellie: Stop, I'm begging you.
Chick: Ding a ling a ling...
Jules: That's my cue since I was four. I had to use both my hands.
Laurie: Awe how cute.
