Leela Quotes
Leela: Hey guys, welcome to my parents' 40th anniversary party!
Bender: I'm bored. Let's drink!
Leela: Who wants to help me break in to the hospital in Kenya?
Fry: I'll come, as long as there's no xenophobes there. [shudders]
Bender: I wanna come too!
Leela: You? Why?
Bender: To prove I can put divisive partisan politics aside to participate in a break-in!
Leela: Bender, you can't even vote, you're a convicted felon!
Bender: Convicted, sentenced, and executed!
Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.
Fry: I hope you're not too mad at me Leela, for tearing your arm off and all.
Leela: I can't be mad, I'm on way too many painkillers. Plus, you were willing to sacrifice yourself so I could live. I mean, you failed. Miserably. But you're the only person who loves me enough to try.
That frightened little girl in the statue reminds me of Fry.
Leela: Well, it wasn't a bad life, if only I could get back that time I spent watching Tron: Legacy.
Fry: Leela, I've made up my mind. Before we die, I'm going to find and destroy every remaining copy of Tron: Legacy. It may take a couple of hours, but...
No, this isn't mutant language. We use a lot more profanity.
Aww, he's so cute. Wait, no he isn't! It looks like Bender!
Leela: Uh, Fry. You're glowing like the Human Torch on prom night.
Amy: Shouldn't you be standing on a rocky post somewhere preventing shipwrecks?
Fry: Nice. Hate me because of the brightness of my skin.
Jumpin' Joe and Golly Jeeper I got one gigantic peeper.
Leela: Hey Fry, I know something you could lay bare.
Fry: Leela! Shhh! I'm trying to listen to a Physics lecture.
