Zoidberg, stop! We're too scared right now to enjoy the ceremony of your death.

Leela: I guess I'm just feeling uneasy about us being so on again/off again.
Fry: Maybe it's none of my business but if it were up to me we'd be on all the time and I mean all the time.

Leela: Where's that Chicken Soup we asked for?
Bender: Chicken, water, fire. You take it from there.

Zoidberg: And all we need is a little spine supplement to replace what Leela lost in that unavoidable saw mix up.
Leela: It wasn't unavoidable. You just had to stop cutting my spine when I yelled "stop you're cutting my spine!"

Doctor: My God I've never seen such a gruesome shark attack, especially this far inland.
Leela: It wasn't a shark it was an awful, incompetent doctor.
Doctor: Wow, he must have been a total zoidberg.
Hermes: It was Zoidberg!

Zoidberg we were wrong! We're letting you out so you can kill the Professor.

Bender: So anybody hungry?
Fry: I could stuff myself.
Leela: I'll use that free app that tells you what restaraunts are nere.
Fry: You mean the window?
Leela: Yes.

Ahhh, I got a bone in my fruit!

Killing it seems like a hassle.

Leela: Where's the professor?
Bender: Eh, probably dead. Already dissolving in a bathtub if we're lucky.

Leela: Or we could fly around it.
Professor: Of course you could! You'd be stupid not to.
Bender: Supposing we're not stupid what kind of stupid mission is this?

Brace yourselves it's tickle me elmo's fire!

Futurama Quotes

Dear Captain's Diary; I may not have found love on this mission but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel. And that's just as good.

Leela

Amy: Is it possible to get everyone back to normal using four or more bodies?
Professor: I'm not sure. I'm afraid we need to use... math!