Leela Quotes
Raise the solar sails! I'm going after that Mobius Dick!
Maybe if I move the compass like this, it will somehow kill the whale.
Fry: Guess I better head over to my night job.
Leela: You have a night job?
Fry: Yep, it's exhausting but I need the extra money to buy coffee to stay awake for my night job.
Professor no! You can't tongue the father of our country!
Nice job Francis, I like how you didn't get drunk and steal anyone's organs like our old robot.
Bender: So where are we going?
Professor: Pandora.
Leela: That dangerous 3D planet? Can't we just send our avatars?
Professor: No, it's cheaper just to have you die.
Bender: They're 60% scale replicas of me, Bender!
Leela: Does that mean they only do 60% of the work you do? Or that they actually do more work because they're only 60% as lazy?
Thank God most of our fans are huge perverts.
Leela: Remember Fry's idea to offer free delivery?
Fry: It got us a lot of customers!
Leela: We're a delivery company!
Conrad: And we're out of business.
Professor: Good news, we're back in business! We've been hired to deliver an envelope.
Leela: It's crunch time, let's do this... Ugh, it's for you professor.
Bender: Ah, computer dating. It's a lot like pimping, only you don't have to use the phrase, 'Upside your head.'
Leela: Bender, who would go to you for date advice?
Bender: Don't make me go upside your head!
Victor: Hello, I am Victor and I know many things about the art of unloading fine cars on beautiful women.
Leela: Uh-huh. Now tell us she's witty and sophisticated.
Victor: Ah-ah-ah! A gentleman always sells a lady a car first.
