The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Moe Szyslak Quotes
Hey, don't you badmouth this country. Compared to the rest of the third-world, we're doing great.
Well, Homer's gone. Let's all go into our suspended state til he gets back.
Bring out your beds. Bring out your beds.
There's sexy bald like..uh...Babar, king of the elephants. I read his books as a kid. He married his cousin Celeste. That was my takeaway.
Yeah, I always go with three, the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, Hunger Gamed in the womb.
Moe: Read 'em and weep. The novels of Charlotte Bronte.
Carl: I thought we were playing cards.
These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's tv.
You call that a left testicle, Toot?
You guys cost me my chance with a woman of a certain age!
Homer: She's gone!
Moe: And she trashed my bar! Oh no, wait, she actually cleaned up a little bit. Good for her.
Moe: Do you mind riding a cute little scooter with your arms around my waist?
Princess Kemi: I don't!
Moe: To the scooter store!
Homer: Isn't that sweet, six years ago they were fighting, now they're playing pool in a bar.
Moe: Father of the year, pal, father of the year.
