How did you know Shane's? Nevermind. Goodbye Seattle. It never even rained. What a rip-off.

Nancy: I'm all tapped out.
Drug Dealer: Then tap yourself in bitch.

Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.

Nancy: I'm doing this for my family.
Drug dealer: I'm doing this for a jet ski.

Silas: I thought the Newmans' are doing things differently.
Nancy: We are. We're making hash.
Silas: So much for normal.
Nancy: This is our normal.

Boys are really violent - it's always kill kill....kill.

Go green.

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Dear Maid - I know you I love paying women for dirty jobs. Nice.

I have a history of killing anything that could conceivably work out.

Nancy: Let me guess. Something in computers, soft wear..
Guy at the bar: FBI -
Guy at the bar: Federal Bureau Interested in you.

Silas: What if you would've gotten a real job after dad died and we could've skipped all this shit.
Nancy: We would've had to sell the house. Move to a very different zip code. You and Shane would've had to go to even lousier public schools.
Silas: That doesn't sound so bad.

The Newmans will succeed where the Botwins failed. They will live a normal life. They will find jobs. They will go to school. They will have hobbies and a quiet under the radar life. The Newmans will be a family.

Weeds Quotes

I'm the suburban baroness of bud, Nancy.

Nancy Botwin

You've made your bed, now f**k in it.

Nancy Botwin