Jen: Screw you...you crazy bitch.
Naomi: Screw you...I love you too.

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• Added: March 20, 2012

I'll hire a nurse who specializes in treating severe cases of bitch.

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• Added: March 20, 2012

If you don't stop talking and put that thermometer in your mouth, I will find another place to stick it.

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• Added: March 20, 2012

I don't care about penetrating PJ's compound.

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• Added: March 20, 2012

I just didn't think it would be Jen who would break my heart.

• Permalink: I just didn't think it would be Jen who would break my heart.
• Added: March 13, 2012

I said some hippie freaks were selling their crap; she probably wanted to go be with her people.

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• Added: March 13, 2012

I happen to believe life means something if you enjoy it.

Preston Hillingsbrook

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• Added: March 06, 2012

Son of a bitch is married.

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• Added: March 06, 2012

Okay, not a flashlight!

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• Added: March 06, 2012

Have you started practicing hailing cabs and being snobbish about pizza?

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• Added: March 06, 2012

I take it that role-playing is on your resumes.

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• Added: March 06, 2012

My home looks like a well-appointed Chuck E. Cheese.

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• Added: March 06, 2012