Jen: Screw crazy bitch.
Naomi: Screw you...I love you too.

I'll hire a nurse who specializes in treating severe cases of bitch.

If you don't stop talking and put that thermometer in your mouth, I will find another place to stick it.

I don't care about penetrating PJ's compound.

I just didn't think it would be Jen who would break my heart.

I said some hippie freaks were selling their crap; she probably wanted to go be with her people.

I happen to believe life means something if you enjoy it.

Preston Hillingsbrook

Son of a bitch is married.

Okay, not a flashlight!

Have you started practicing hailing cabs and being snobbish about pizza?

I take it that role-playing is on your resumes.

My home looks like a well-appointed Chuck E. Cheese.


We're not just friends, we're a family. And nobody messes with my family.


Adrianna: I think we've waited long enough.
Navid: For...?
Adrianna: Yeah.