Professor Farnsworth Quotes
Fry, we have no idea what you do around here, but we desperately need you back.
Bender: So where are we going?
Professor: Pandora.
Leela: That dangerous 3D planet? Can't we just send our avatars?
Professor: No, it's cheaper just to have you die.
In any case, I've improved on Fry by sticking some wheels on a board.
Professor: Let's get down to business.
Amy: Aren't you gonna say "good news everyone"?
Professor: Oh, I just said that for Fry's benefit. Made the poor fella feel better about his pointless job.
So that's where baby sweaters come from!
Fry
Professor: Everyone look at my new latest invention.
Amy: I like how it's not killing us so far.
Conrad: And we're out of business.
Professor: Good news, we're back in business! We've been hired to deliver an envelope.
Leela: It's crunch time, let's do this... Ugh, it's for you professor.
Hermes: Well I think Amy and Fry go together like a lime and coconut.
Farnsworth: Do I hear wedding bells?
Fry: What? No!
Farnsworth: Really? Oh, dear.
I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon onto your chest. To crush those who disobey you... But I guess we're just two different people.
(The Professor is poking a comatose Leela with his poking stick)
Fry: Poke harder damnit!
Farnsworth: I'm poking as hard as I can!
Farnsworth: Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific nonsense!
Fry: Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?
Farnsworth: In your time, yes. But nowadays...shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from healthy adults that I killed for their stem cells.
That story was preposterous. Stephen Hawking in a pizzeria! This thing isn't worth the gold it's made of.
