Professor Farnsworth Quotes
Farnsworth: I was a fool to think you'd changed, you old bat!
Mom: Filthy, toothless nerd bastard!
Farnsworth: Damned she-fossil!
Mom: Stink pig!
Mom: It's been a long time... you pus-dripping sack of double-smoked butt jerky!
Farnsworth: Uh-huh. May I come in?
I'm ready to seduce. I'm wearing my kissing dentures and my evening truss.
Amy: What happens if the fire goes out?
Hermes: We'll go across the street to Pottery Barn and steal their fire!
Farnsworth: We could use my new invention: A pointy rock tied to a stick.
Good news! There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
Our paths first crossed when I was a researcher at Mom's Friendly Robot Company. The moment our eyes met we knew we'd be going at it like woodchucks.
It's a humiliating story that I hope never to tell. Well, pull up a chair.
Walt: We want you to get back together with Mom. Please, it's the only way to make her happy again.
Fry: W-W-Wait. You mean... you... and Mom-
Farnsworth: Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so.
Leela: Professor, you don't have to get back together with Mom. You just have to seduce her, get her bra off, and use the remote to deactivate the robots.
Walt: That's so filthy it just might work.
Igner: The man is going to touch Mommy?
Farnsworth: The thought of caressing that leathery hide makes the tapioca rise in my gullet.
Mom: Darling Hubie, I should never have tried to tamper with that cute little Q.T. McWhiskers.
Farnsworth: No, it was silly of me to object; one-foot tall, eight-feet, 15-feet, what does it matter?
Mom: You should see the new 16-foot models.
Farnsworth: 16 feet? Go to hell!
Igner: But if the glasses man makes up with Mommy, she'll be happy and stop the scary robots.
Farnsworth: Make up with her? After she went all psycho when I thought everything was cool?
Mom: Your eyes always were the most beautiful shade of milky-white.
Farnsworth: And your skin still dangles so gracefully from your neck.
