The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSRajesh "Raj" Koothrappali Quotes
Howard: People change names on blogs to protect their privacy. Roger is Raj.
Raj: Oh, I always thought, if I had a white name, it would be Gavin.
Mummy was right. American girls are sexually voracious devils.
Raj: I can see my little princess while I'm at work, right?
Howard: Why can't you just watch porn like a normal guy?
Sheldon: Are you implying my girlfriend doesn't have any sexuality to exploit?
Raj: Yes
Sheldon: Okay, because that was not clear.
I'm counting that as foreplay.
You won't regret it. I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met.
My heart is stone. From now on, I'm a monk. I renounce all worldly pleasures. Except for Lobster. And, garlic butter.
Later, Losers!
I was going to spend the night with my special little lady, but she got worms and I had to take her to the vet.
Oh my God. She's not going to bathe me, is she?
How do you sleep in these things? Silk pajamas on satin sheets, I slid out of the bed like 3 times.
Raj: I didn't know you can have a cyst inside a cyst.
Mrs. Wolowitz: The doctor said they were like Russian nesting dolls.
