New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Schmidt Quotes
[to Winston] You're listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?
Can you believe the zoo wouldn't let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, "Look at that guy. He couldn't even get a big cat".
Schmidt: Would I have to put my legs in the stirrups?
Melissa: Why would you even ask that?
Schmidt: I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag, excitement.
Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.
Schmidt: A tuxedo is different from a suit.
Nick: It is??!!
Don't laugh when they call him "responsible," they don't know why it's hilarious.
Cece: I thought I threw that thing out the window.
Schmidt: That only made it stronger.
Jess: I got laid off.
Winston: What!?
Nick: Are you serious?
Schmidt: Obama...
You were so light and charming you were like Pixar Winston.
Schmidt: You like me? You like my personality?
CeCe: I was surprised, too.
Do you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings? How do you get anything done?
Schmidt: Honey, what happened to you in your life that made you like this?
Shot girl: I graduated from MIT then I got into a horrible accident where I lost half my brain.
Schmidt: There it is.
