Jess: I got laid off.
Winston: What!?
Nick: Are you serious?
Schmidt: Obama...

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Schmidt, Jess Day, Nick Miller, Winston Bishop
New Girl Season 2 Episode 1: "Re-launch"
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I panicked and I grabbed the hat. I should have grabbed the yoyo or the slap bracelet and now all I have is this stupid hat.


Jess: I thought we talked about you not wearing your shower diaper in the kitchen!
Schmidt: Excuse me? Do you think this has been easy? To wash myself wearing a penis cast all summer?