The Todd Quotes
Turk: We have to all band together and agree not to be exploited by Dr. Kelso. From now on we'll only be judged by our skills and our abilities. Who's with me? That's right. That's right! From here on out, no more getting him coffee. No more washing his car... No more taking his son to local steam baths to meet men.
Todd: Well hey, you guys got him coffee.
Turk: I mean, how could I be fourth?! I know Bonnie's good and Figsack has mad hands, but somehow I keep forgetting that Todd is a skilled surgeon.
Todd: Hey, how come you didn't page me about that surgical consult?
Elliot: I did. You're wearing your garage door opener on your hip.
Turk: Ladies and gentlemen... number 2!
Todd: You know where there's all kinds of equipment for women? (Points to himself) Todd-land.
Turk: Damn it, Todd. What did I tell you about talking like that around my wife?
Todd: Wait until she leaves and then say it?
Turk: Exactly.
J.D.: How did you know I'd move too fast with Julie?
Elliot: Because I know you!
Dr. Cox: How do you know that I can be that kind of dad?
Carla: Because I know you!
Turk: How did you that Kelso just wanted respect?
Janitor: Because I know him!
Todd: (Watching in the security cameras) Wow! This is so cool!
Janitor: Anyway, thanks for coming to the audition in that costume!
Todd: What costume?
Inflatable five!
Laverne: How was the zoo?
Todd: It was awesome! They had lions, tigers, bears, oh, my!
Todd: Where's the Booby-touching booth?
J.D.: It's like everyone was lured out here by the thing they want most.
(Dr. Cox comes running out of the doors with his pager beeping then stops when he sees J.D.)
Dr. Cox: Hey, you're not getting your ass kicked!
J.D.'s Narration: ...Cursing out an innocent orderly over a stolen physical therapy tub...
Dr. Kelso: Dammit, you better find it! Physical therapy tubs don't just disappear!
J.D.'s Narration: ...Or for some, just a relaxing afternoon soak on the roof.
Todd: Oh, come on, let me in. This totally covers my boys.
(The Janitor taps a sign reading "NO BANANA HAMMOCKS".)
Janitor: You try and get in here wearing that thing, I'm gonna give you a four-story atomic wedgie.
Betrayal-five!
Ted: Those two new nurses have wonderful breasts.
Todd: Hey! They have names! (Pointing at each breast): Tina, Marge; Sloppy, and Mr. Snuggles.
Laverne: Sloppy's bigger than Mr. Snuggles.
Turk: ...you should have just let her fork me!
Elliot: I think that's how you got into trouble in the first place. Whazzzup!
Todd: Euphemism-Five!
Elliot: His vocabulary has gotten so much better!
