Tony Soprano Quotes
If I ever see those grunge pants on you, you'll be on the ground looking up.
Dr. D'Alessio: I've seen The Godfather and Analyze This, and I don't need that for my practice right now.
Tony: Analyze This? That's a fuckin' comedy!
(on Janice) Whatever her scam is, I'll be five thousand dollars lighter before she raindances back to the commune.
Tony: You look good, tan.
Big Pussy: Yeah, right...
Tony: The tan ghost.
Big Pussy: You're a good guy Tony, but you abuse that jokey shit.
(to Dr. Melfi) We've got bigger things to talk about than Jeannie Cusamano's ass.
Tony: Why did I buy a fucking off-road vehicle?
A.J.: To waste petrochemical resources.
Dr. Melfi: What am I supposed to do?
Tony: Leave town today, right now. As a matter of fact I'm going to get some guys here to stay with you until you get on a plane.
Dr. Melfi: I can't just do that, lam it! I have a life. I have patients.
Tony: Well you tell them August came early this year.
Dr. Melfi: It doesn't work that way. I have patients who are suicidal.
Tony: Well they're not going to feel any better about their life if you get clipped.
(to Dr. Melfi) Don't be stupid, even in the short term.
What kind of person can I be where his own mother wants him dead?
Dr. Melfi: It's been a long odyssey with your mother.
Tony: Yeah, these last 500 years just seem to race by.
News Reporter: Not seized today, although named in the indictments, was alleged Soprano enforcer and loan-sharking chief, Michael "grab bag" Palmice. Authorities believe Palmice may have fled the New Jersey area acting on prior knowledge.
Tony: (Sarcasticly) Lucky him.
Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this!
