Homer: Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon! The stupidest, ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!
Bart: Whoa! Somebody was bound to say it one day, I just can't believe it was her.


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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 19: "Lisa's Substitute"
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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

Miss Hoover: You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be (Spells on blackboard) psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?
Janey: No, that means she was faking it.
Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.

Miss Hoover: He didn't touch my lesson plan. What did he teach you?
Lisa: That life is worth living.