Do a striptease in front of your husband, and see how long it ta...

Stewie: (going through Lois's closet) That's mine, and this mine... (picks up a board game) "Hot Monogomy, the board game for failing marriages". Dare card: "Do a striptease in front of your husband, and see how long it takes for him to get a bon-er". What's a bon-er?


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Stewie Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10: "Peter's Two Dads"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 10 Quotes

Francis: (laying in hospital bed) Peter, come closer. There's something..I need to say to you.
Peter: I'm here dad, what is it?
Francis: Peter..you're a fat stinking drunk. (dies)

(dressed as a clown) Hey kids. I'm Pee Pants, the inebriated hobo clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.

Peter
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