Stewie Griffin

Stewart Gilligan "Stewie" Griffin is the beloved talking one-year-old baby on Family Guy.  Stewie is the youngest son of Peter and Lois Griffin and is voiced by Seth McFarlane.

Stewie is bent on world domination... and killing his mother who seems completely oblivious to his attempts.  He is also constantly wrestling with his homosexuality... even though he's only one.

Stewie Griffin Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Stewie: Hey, you have a tattoo.
Brian: No I don't.
Stewie: Is that Ziggy? Is that a Ziggy tattoo
Brian: Aw, geez.
Stewie: Why do you have a Ziggy tattoo
Brian: I just to used think he was kind of funny. We should get to the hospital.

Stewie Griffin Photos

A DNA Altering Machine - Family Guy
Garbage Island - Family Guy
A Brian Robot - Family Guy
The Shrinking Machine
Stewie Makes a Friend - Family Guy
Body Swapping - Family Guy
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Oh, Lois just texted. Burgers or meatballs for dinner? I'll text back for you. Same things, bitch, just different shapes.

Stewie [to Peter]

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)

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Starting a New Life - Family Guy
After the Accident - Family Guy
Work From Home - Family Guy
A DNA Altering Machine - Family Guy

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