Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrub...

Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk

Stewie

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Character:
Stewie Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2: "Brian Does Hollywood"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Look at me, having sex with a pig! I've become my father!

Stewie

Jasper: You like sex in the city?
Brian: I don't watch that show.
Jasper: I wasn't talking about the show. Ooh, I'm nasty! (Imitates foghorn) Someone put me out to sea!

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