Every time you date a girl with actual potential, you wind up ru...

Turk: Every time you date a girl with actual potential, you wind up ruining it over some trivial reason. Let's think about some of the great girls you let slip through your fingers. Kylie, Jamie, Gift Shop Girl, Minnie McSkinny, Mole Butt, Tina Two Kids, Rumple Fugley... I'm forgetting someone.
Carla's narration: Oh my God Turk, if you forget Elliot, she's gonna cry.
Carla: Turk, aren't you forgetting the greatest girl of them all?
Turk:Heidi Horse Face!
Elliot: Me, Turk. She is talking about me. Okay?
J.D.: Relax, Elliot. You're Mole Butt.
Elliot: Really? Sorry, Turk.


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J.D., Turk, Carla Espinosa, Elliot Reid
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 5: "Her Story"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Dr. Cox: Oh look what we have here. It's a visual representation of how alcohol affects different ages. We have the young.
Julie: (Perfectly fine) Morning!
Dr. Cox: The slightly older.
Elliot: (Her head in her hands) Please stop talking.
Dr. Cox: The slightly older still.
Carla: (Her head also in her hands and mumbles something)
Dr. Cox: And last the very, very, very old. (Jordan's sitting with sunglasses on and her arms crosses) She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness. (Shakes her) Jordaroo! Jordalicious! Jordaroni!

(Talking to a girl while she's drunk) So Carol, do you like jazz? Yeah? How much?

Elliot
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