Mr. Burns: Hello, Simpson. My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we'd stop by.
Marge: Would you like to come in for tea and marshmallow squares?
(The lawyers confer with each other)
Lawyer: Yes, he would.


Unrated
Characters:
Marge Simpson, Mr. Burns
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 3: "Homer Goes to College"
Show:
The Simpsons
Related Quotes:
Marge Simpson Quotes, Mr. Burns Quotes, The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
Added by:
Added:

The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Benjamin: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course without learning the periodic table.
Homer: I'll write it on my hand.
Benjamin: Hoh! Including all known lanthanides & actinides? Good luck!

Lisa: Nerds are nothing to fear, Dad. In fact, some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and Supreme Court Justice David Souter.
Homer: Oh no! Not Souter! (buries face in hands) Oh nooo!