I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.

Homer

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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 18: "Any Given Sundance"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 18 Quotes

I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.

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Lisa: No toupees.
Homer: Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!