If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I'd have taken the orang...

Groundskeeper Willy: If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I'd have taken the orange eating class.
(cut to orange eating class)
Moleman: The eating of a good orange is a lot like a successful marriage.
Grampa: Just eat the damn orange!


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Grampa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 22: "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
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The Simpsons
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