I'm going on a date with Elizabeth tonight. I haven't had sex with her since I was fat and accessing my penis was like getting a remote control out of the couch.

Schmidt

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Character:
Schmidt
Episode:
New Girl Season 2 Episode 23: "Virgins"
Show:
New Girl
Tag:
Max Greenfield
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New Girl Season 2 Episode 23 Quotes

Cece: I thought I threw that thing out the window.
Schmidt: That only made it stronger.

I'm going on a date with Elizabeth tonight. I haven't had sex with her since I was fat and accessing my penis was like getting a remote control out of the couch.

Schmidt