Elliot: Maggie, you seem so at peace with everything.
Maggie: There's really only one thing I'll regret... I'm thirty-eight years old and I'm a virgin.
Elliot: Me too.
Carla: Elliot!
Elliot: Sorry, sorry. It's just a reflex from college when I used to play the tambourine in a Christian rock band. Which was bull because everyone was sleeping with everyone. Sorry.


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10: "My Rule of Thumb"
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Ted: You are so beautiful.
Maggie: That was worth the wait! You are a stallion!

J.D.'s Narration: Of course, some rules are just plain silly.
Dr. Cox: Ya got big plans for tonight?
Carla: Oh... It's Turk's stupid rule, I don't wanna talk about it. Hey! You never told me what you really think of Turk.
Dr. Cox: He is a complete tool... But I suppose you could do a lot worse.