Elliot: She has a tattoo of a teardrop on her bajingo! Is it sad?
Carla: Her vagina, Elliot. She has a tattoo on her beautiful vagina.
Turk: (walking in on their conversation) This just isn't fair. Not fair at all! Ridiculous!
Elliot: This is stupid!
Carla: Elliot, I'm just trying to help!
Elliot: You know what Carla, I really don't remember asking for your help, okay?
Carla: It does look a little sad. They always do.


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Turk, Carla Espinosa, Elliot Reid
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 9: "My Dirty Secret"
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

Turk: Hey, baby. I was just with a patient who made me understand what romance really means. So as far as this no-sex thing goes, I'm with you a hundred percent.
Carla: Everyone I know just spent the last two hours listing my faults. I wanna have sex. Now.
Turk: I'll get the condoms.

Elliot: (After giving a woman an orgasm during a pelvic exam) Let's go, Sean.
J.D.: Shouldn't you buy her breakfast, first?