Pet Salesman: Oh my, what is that smell? Oh it's you.
Homer: 'Scuse me, do you sell ponies?
Pet Salesman: Uhsure pal, right here.
Homer: Deer Hound...hey this is a dog!


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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 8: "Lisa's Pony"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Marge: Homie, how long do you plan to do this?
Homer: I don't know. How long do horses live?
Marge: Thirty years.
Homer: D'oh.

(While hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing) Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower.

Groundskeeper Willie