Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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It's S.H.I.E.L.D. Impossible things happen all the time.
Daisy
My axe is plenty sharp. And a shotgun.
Mack
Jemma: I just feel guilty. All the time. How do you make it stop?
May: You don't. You use it, channel it.
Jemma: Is that what you're doing?
I've got to phone her. Let her know I'm in another dimension...that's not going to work.
Fitz
May: What's your name?
Nathanson: Nathanson, ma'am. What can I do?
May: Get lost, Nathanson.
I ran an illegal spy agency using powered operatives on American soil. Do you think the President loves that about me?
Coulson [to Fitz]
For all the miseries endured to rescue helpless, little Agent Simmons.
Jemma
I don't like magic. Or clowns. Clowns with knives and magic. In the dark.
Fitz
Coulson: When this is over, it's time. We're cracking that bottle.
May: You won't have to twist my arm.
Coulson: I wouldn't dare. You'd whip my ass.
Mack: It's not a mask, it's a balaclava.
Robbie: I thought that was a dessert
Simmons: We were in the bottom of the ocean in a storage pod, left for dead and Fitz, he said something that caught me completely off guard.
Bobbie: Ah those three little words.
Simmons: Yes, well no. I mean, not exactly. I barely had a moment to process what he was saying or how I felt about it. Next thing I know he's giving me the oxygen, water's rushing in and he's laying there in the hospital bed so pale.
Bobbie: How long was Fitz in the coma?
Simmons: Nine of the longest days of my life. When it finally broke, he couldn't speak. He just stared at me confused. All I wanted to do was help him. All I wanted was my best friend back.
Thank you Nerd Herd, I'm going to go call Coulson.
Daisy
