Did something weird happen with my robot self? Did I make a move on you? Did I try to...kill you?

May [to Coulson]

Why don't we chop off her head, like last time? Need a volunteer?

Yo-Yo [on Aida]

You assume each and every one of them is a damn C-3PO unless told so by me.

Talbot

You're far from human. I read that book. There are things far beyond this universe, and you may be one of them.

Ivanov [to Aida]

You built an empire by eliminating the regrets of others. How does that taste on your tongue?

Ivanov [to Aida]

Call me sweet one more time and I'll rip the titanium spines out of all of you tin cans.

Aida [to Ivanov]

Yo-Yo: I came here for Mack.
Radcliffe: A valiant, but foolish, endeavor.

The earth is just one territory in a war that's been going on forever.

Robbie

That flame-headed demon was born in the same darkness that created you. You'll have to be careful.

Ivanov [to Aida]

They were murdered by a vanishing banshee made from matter from another dimension.

Coulson [to Talbot]

This must be Aida's revenge after I quaked her skinny ass out that window.

Daisy

You know, Robot May was way more supportive.

Coulson [to May]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.