Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes
You should see your “Go!” face in slow motion!
Yo-Yo
So this is the business you’re protecting? Your creepy opium den of fantasy?
Daisy
Coulson: I’m thinking I may have been wrong to trust Grill!
Yo-Yo: This is what you call an understatement, no?
Daisy: How could I split the world apart? My powers aren’t that strong! I am not that strong.
Deke: Maybe not yet, but you will be.
Daisy: And how do you know that?
Deke: Because Planet Earth went from smooth to chunky, and Quake is the one who did it!
Daisy: And you don’t think I’d *remember* that?
Deke: Well, actually not, according to the multiverse theory…
Daisy: You got all that from the shoe guy?
Deke: The shoe guy knows all.
Daisy: Guess I should’ve asked him in the first place!
Yo-Yo: Humans aren’t allowed to have guns.
Coulson: Except for murder sports, apparently.
May: So, less than 24 hours and you’ve already been taken prisoner! Is that a record?
Coulson: Not even close!
Say what you will about our future dystopian horror show... it has a nice view.
Coulson
Mack: You were all pinned to the wall, flailing around like a bunch of hungry hungry hippos!
Coulson: Huh. In my mind it was cooler than that.
Oh. So there she is. Quake, Destroyer of Worlds.
Deke
Kasius: So this is Quake, Destroyer of Worlds. How is it possible she's here?
Deke: The important thing is... she's yours.
Daisy [to Deke]: I'll kill you... I swear...
Deke: Sorry, sweetheart. I'm just playing the long game.
Kasius: Despite everything I did for these humans, I still found them clinging to their gods. Their fairy tales. One of which was Quake. The old ones, rest their souls, used to tell how SHIELD would return one day from the past to save them. Now here *you* are.
Daisy: Not by choice.
Kasius: You you show up at the exact same time as another human. There’s no marks on her wrist, and a skillset beyond her station!
