May I call you Daisy? It’s a lot less formal than ‘Destroyer of Worlds.’

Kasius

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Have you looked in a mirror? You’re a *beast*! Go be one!

Grill [to Mack]

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Deke: Well, maybe the Prophecy wouldn’t be such a mystery if you didn’t kill anyone who knew anything about it.
Kasius: Yes. Life is full of regrets.

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Coulson: They’re using newborns as a commodity?!
Deke: How do you think things are done around here? It’s the only way anyone can have kids.
Coulson: I’m sorry, the *only* way?
Deke: People don’t get *pregnant* anymore.
Coulson: Super. And the vibe goes full dystopian!

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Deke: Okay, this is probably the part where I should explain--
Coulson: No, this is the part where May breaks your *face*! You explaining? Kinda secondary!

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Hey. Hope might not have been real, but your love for her was. And that makes you a great father. And a good man. We’ll get through this place intact. Together.

Yo-Yo

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Fitz: They printed my letters in the last *six issues*. You ball-busting hooligan.
Hunter: And how many copies do you think are available in *Bangladesh*? None, as in *zero*. Soon as I heard you were missing, I got hold of some. What did you get off on calling Liverpool a bunch of wankers?!
Fitz: Well, if you never win anything--
Hunter: Well, at least we aren’t going to buy our way back to glory!

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Fitz: Well, at least you gave me enough time to come up with a good escape plan. So, it’s a mechanism that can slowly assemble, but I’m gonna need you to smuggle it in piece by piece. So, if you can visit three times a week for a month, then I should have everything I need-- what’re you doing?
Hunter [staring at his watch]: I’m gonna need you to move two meters to your left. Mm-hm. And come forward. [He presses a button, and the wall explodes.]
Fitz: What… the bloody *hell*?!
Hunter: Your coded message didn’t have an escape plan, so I had to come up with one of my own. Come on! Let’s go.

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Please tell me your escape plan involves an actual *escape*.

Fitz

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It’s the strangest thing I’ve ever heard! ...Except for the sexy robot you made that became human who wanted to stick your floppy in her love drive.

Hunter [on the team’s disappearance]

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We’re a hundred percent compatible. Fifty percent of the time. Nearly got married again. Until the ninjas showed up.

Hunter [on his relationship with Bobbi]

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Enoch: I’ve been expecting you.
Hunter [taken aback]: No, we’re here to surprise you, so act surprised!

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