Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXPopular Archer Quotes
Anka: Are you going to throw that in my face the rest of my life?
Archer: Yeah, all four minutes of it.
Anka: My hands are really burning.
Archer: Woh. That's first degree frost bite. Too bad you don't have big mitteny gloves like me. I can't feel a thing in them.
Malory: And what? You think he wanted to mind control you into loving him?
Archer: You tell me, mother. That's your speciality!
Archer: You've been lying to me my entire life. Just for once I want you to tell me the truth.
Malory: Well, people in hell want ice water.
Cheryl: Why don't you go back to Jamaica?
Pam: A) Because I got deported.
Barry: Yours for the taking, if you are similarly mine for the taking
Lana: "Taking" as in to get this job I have to have sex with you?
Barry: Hey, those are your words. And also mine, yes.
My plan is to crowd source a plan.
Ouch, my earballs.
Cheryl
Cheryl: You can't control a person's heart.
Krieger: You can with a little something I like to call a deep cycle marine battery... or LSD.
Just try to think about something else like there's no sink in there.
Gillette
Barry: Don't try anything stupid.
Archer: I don't have to try.... shit, whatever, move.
It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
