Ash vs Evil Dead
Sundays 9:00 PM on StarzAsh vs Evil Dead Quotes
Ash: What the rice and beans is he doing here?
Brock: What the rice and beans are you doing here?
Ash: Hey, it's my question!
Pablo: Look at him. Man, that care has been with him through thick and thin, war and peace. I mean look at him.
Kelly: I mean, it didn't even have a CD player.
Pablo: True that.
Ash: Poor fellow, guess he didn't have the heart to carry on without me.
Kelly: Or the food.
Pablo: Sweet room Jefe!
Ash: Yep, lot of good memories in here. And there.
[Kelly jumps off Ash's bed in disgust]
Kelly: That is horrible...and also awesome.
Ash: Which is everything that I do!
Oh God, I'm in the butt! I'm in the butt!
Look, I would trust a blind proctologist over her, but you know the deal.
Holy pickle dicks!
Tommy: You've got some huge balls showing yourself in this town.
Ash: Yeah, I do. Notice I never wear gym shorts?
Homeless Man: You!! You ruined my LIFE!
Ash: I've ruined a lot of people's lives, sir.
Ash: Check it out. I'm better, stronger...
Brock: Faster? Bullshit. It looks like some piece of shit made in China.
Kelly: You think Ruby's here? In a crack house.
Ash: No. It's my house. At least it used to be.
Kelly: Oh. It's...nice.
