Ash vs Evil Dead
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You know, Ruby said this would be hard. Buddy, I've had harder turds. You are a joke of a demon!
Puppets? I hate puppets! Even stunningly handsome ones.
Oh, you're here to help me, sweet! Ooh, you don't smell so sweet, but that's nothing 10 or 12 showers can't fix.
Hey, after we get out, how about role playing? Maybe nurse Ratchet needs a little injection from Dr. Groovy, whattaya say?
What the Fraggle Rock is THAT thing?
Kelly
I must destroy the Necronomicon!
Kelly: Okay, so I just fired a gun at a crowd of civilians.
Ash: Yeah, that's like a felony.
I got a plan for Baal, and it doesn't involve recycling Pablo into some stupid book. I'm gonna find him, take my chain saw, shove it right up his ass.
My children stole my immortality.
Ruby
Cheryl, you're not supposed to be here. You died when you got branch banged by a demon tree about thirty years ago.
Okay, uhh...obviously I know exactly what's going on but, for the sake of these people, maybe you should explain.
Hey good lookin'. You here to break me out or break me in?
