Ash vs Evil Dead
Sundays 9:00 PM on StarzAsh vs Evil Dead Quotes
Linda, from the moment I saw you I realized, that you were one of the only Linda's for me.
Baal/Marge: You got five, sugar.
Ash: Oh I got eight, but I know how to make it feel like five.
Okay, clearly the demon is inside of this walking penis. Just give me the gun, I'll take care of it, we'll go or pancakes.
You think your precious Jefe is going to be the savior of humanity? You get to watch me break him.
Baal
Hey! He's not "the Mexican" okay? He's Pablo. "Pablo the Mexican."
Pablo you don't see another eyeball around here do you?
Ash: Take the wheel.
Chet: How do you THINK I feel?
Ash: Take the WHEEL!
Chet: I'M GONNA TAKE THE WHEEL!
Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my back seat.
Ash: Yeah, that's mine.
Chet: What's it for?
Ash: Um...Ice sculpture.
Chet: Oh...and the shotgun?
Ash: That's mine too.
Chet: What's THAT for?
Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.
Ash: Chet I got a great idea. If I drive, you can keep pounding brewskies the whole time.
Chet: I can stay hydrated!
Well pop, I guess it's time to ride the pale horse, up to the discount hardware store in the sky.
You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book and you never found it. Me on the other hand, can't fart without tripping over that thing, and I fart a lot!
You are Ash Williams. Demon hunter, Deadite slayer, friend, hero...and Jefe.
Pablo
